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Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:*chokes into his drink*
ROL:You should respect your elders.
Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:*storms off*
Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:What?
Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

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oh my god this is perf. I’m crying okay.

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Nick your caption XD

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OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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Clint told him to do it for the vine

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World Cup 2014: Memorable moments  

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schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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THE NAMES OF THE GERMANS WHO SCORED ARE COMING UP ON THE SCREEN LIKE MOVIE CREDITS!!!!

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